Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts

Friday, 8 May 2009

Bite Me - Part 1

Once, there was a boy called Cedric Diggory. All the girls at Hogwarts loved him. Then he was killed by Lord Voldemort in a rather unfortunate incident in a graveyard involving a Triwizard cup. This was sad.

Luckily, he was ressurected as one of the hottest vampires in cinematic history.

Most female muggles with a pulse fell in love. Even the ones who should know better.

I give you:

Edward.
Actually, I give you Edward and Bella, because I think she's pretty damn hot too ;)

PS - Sam, this is for you :D